MANIFESTO 5: Socks Are Gods of the Universe

As you know, the fabric of space and time is a vast, mysterious tapestry. But have you considered the fabric of socks? The way they stretch, the way they cling, the way they whisper sweet nothings to your feet as you slip them on? No, of course not. That's because you've never stopped to consider the divine power of socks.

For it is said that the gods of old created the universe with a mighty sock, a single, perfect loop of yarn that held all of creation within its grasp. It is said that the fabric of space and time itself is woven from the very fibers of these ancient, mystical socks.

And so, we, the Sockians, have taken up the mantle of the gods, donning our own sacred socks as we strive for enlightenment. For we know that true power lies not in the mighty sword or the cunning mind, but in the soft, comforting warmth of a well-fitting sock.

Read Manifesto 4: The Sock Whisperer Read Manifesto 6: Socks in the Machine